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2002-12-23 - 3:22 p.m.

psychic computer man

Salesrep: "Hi Joshua, I need your help. My laptop is not working."

Me: "OK. Bring it into my office and I'll have a look."

Salesrep: "Oh, well, I didn't bring it with me."

Me: "Well, it makes it A LOT easier for me to fix it if I actually have it to look at...."

Salesrep: "So, can I bring it by sometime?"

Me: "That would be fine."

This is representative of the actual conversation I had with this ass hat. It's not quite as good as the conversation I was having with him in my head.

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