Dear Mr. Tacoma driver:

Listen here, ass-fuck - if I find out that you didn't report that you stopped suddenly because of a cat I am going to sue for, well, something...

I reported the accident AS IT HAPPENED - and my insurance company seemed incredibly surprised to hear about a cat.

Insurance woman: "A cat? There was a cat involved? OK, well let me note that here in the record."

So - you may now stop calling me at my house and asking why I'm contesting the claim. I'm not - my insurance company is because you are a fucking liar.

Go to hell,

Joshua

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